Have some decency

Thanks to all of you who so discretely commented on the subject of my recent post "Rockin' the 80s". It's PROM. P-R-O-M, like the dance you got dressed up for back in high school.

And for the record, I had the stache for all of 8 hours - leading up to and during the party - and it was shaved immediately after. I have no new career aspirations or secret identities. Please people, my mother reads this blog.